About helplessduck

I was once called the terror that quacks in the night and I'm damn proud of it.
Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.
No particular order.

Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.

If I post about politics, I assiduously tag with USPol.

Header Image: Black box.
Avatar: Adobe Firefly generated golden duck on a pond with a castle in the background.

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