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(allegedly) not actually a spider. hangs out on #LambdaMOO sometimes.

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hi I'm June!

✨she/they✨

you may know me from my og account, @demimom or perhaps @demimom

I'm 37, married, an English composition/literature professor, and a parent of a 6yo girl

Switch fc: SW-5647-0695-8296
Steam fc: 138330083

J'apprends le français! Veux parler avec moi? S'il te plaît sois patient; je ne suis pas doué pour ça!

autistic, leftist, and feminist af. don't be a dick

header photo: Gardens at Versailles in infrared, Paolo Pettigiani

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Your typical electronic hobbyist fox. I do amateur radio, retro console mods and repair.
Linux User
I like headphones.
I sometimes play video games.

"You're the most extroverted introvert I know." ~Random Coworker

18+ Only
Please interact before requesting a follow.

// LIKING A TOOT DOES NOT COUNT AS INTERACTING! //

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ mostly in other places now!

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🔞
IT'S RHYS! >:D
im gay
they/them
trans boy
achillean
it has been said that i make fanfic my entire personality.

i like from software, resident evil, jason voorhees, barazoku, the x-files, alien

feel free to follow request, its to keep spambots and chuds out

if you scrape or screenshot this account you must pay me $500USD

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(she/her) 40
Streams : http://twitch.tv/compassrose42
itch : http://mozz.itch.io
Ko-Fi : https://ko-fi.com/T6T3EC4Z
Business/commissions : compassrosefrye(at)http://gmail.com

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36 y/o , token cishet, ex-tumblr-user, spoonie, 15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat, and actual cyborg.

i am white to the point of considering ham salad a valid food item; also a member of the "green fluff is good, actually!" brigade

my CWs are often isekais. also i made a bingo card once

come into my cellar fortunado, i promise there is only a nice vintage of shitpost and i will absolutely not brick you in with walls of text

:blobcatgoogly:

please read the pins before you toss me a follow request! i'd appreciate it, thanks! 💖

header done by gavinwolf formerly of snouts.online

~ * testimonials * ~

"this is why I'm admin and you're the sidekick screaming child" - milly milbert mcmoderator

"this is going in your bio isn't it" - also milly milbert mcmoderator

"we are both 5 pounds of lace stapled to 50 pounds of anxiety" - kat primarina-harpy

"harp is a different breed of shitposter. its like reading a stand-up bit" - cyrene "cyrenesavage.com" savage

"If harp was paid per letter to toot we would never have to worry about money in this friends circle again" - rhys "rhys" rhys

"People have referred to it as a "bit" before but let me tell you: this isn't a bit. Harp is just Like This." - rhys "it's rhys again" rhys

"harp has five thousand letters I am terrified of what she'd do with more" - miss ellie "snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAKE!...mom" ellingbert

"the hot grapes is what makes her do the sins" - rhys "rhys "it's rhys again" rhys" rhys

"a force of absolute chaos and should be feared" - noted radio personality ethan c. retrosocial

"If anybody can uncover the proper etiquette of a classy keg stand, it's Harp. Either through sheer research, or reasoning from first principles." - Commodore Canry DissonantEevee-GlaceonSocial the Third

"Harp, you know i love you, but you're ALWAYS mega cringe" - rhys "rhys "rhys "help I forgot how many I'm nesting now" rhys" rhys" rhys

"You are kind of a trader joes bitch tbh" - supreme goblin coriander

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Formerly @sandrockcstm. This is my new main account and will be used for whatever I feel like talking about on a given day. If the past is any indication, you'll probably get some video game posts, some political posts, some silly posts, and a few memes out of me.

I do not give consent of any kind to have my data scraped or used for training of LLM (often referred to as "AI"). I do not surrender copyright of my writing or data.

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I used to run Elekk. I still maintain the Increasingly Less-Brief Guide to Mastodon: http://www.guidetomastodon.com

➡️➡Please introduce yourself to me before sending a follow request. I post things in my followers-only posts that are not meant for general consumption, and as such I want to get to know potential followers.⬅️⬅️

:siren: Attention journalists and bloggers: You MUST obtain my consent before using my posts in articles. :siren:

My replies are not a public forum. I reserve the right to block anyone for any reason.

💞: https://elekk.xyz/@sith_shenanigans

Patreon (supports Elekk): https://www.patreon.com/noelleanthony
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2JSXL5AGM5QP2

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autism strong style :heart_trans: :heart_nb:

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